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this week’s drops 🔥

zero of them necessary. all of them essential.

🐔ADD-ON

Screaming Chickens (3-Pack)

“the toys your neighbours will hear”

$19$29
⚔️

Sir Pounce-a-lot Helmet

“your cat is going to war (with the couch)”

$24$34
🛏️CUSTOM

The Face Blanket

“so nobody forgets who came first”

$49$69
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the group chat is losing it 💬

real ones. swipe for the evidence →

★★★★★
“My dog fought the crab for 45 minutes then slept for 11 hours. Life-changing.”
— Jess + Biscuit 🐶
★★★★★
“Bought the portrait for my boyfriend. He cried. The cat remains unimpressed.”
— Maya + Chairman Meow 🐱
★★★★★
“The screaming chicken has ended the peace in my household. 10/10.”
— Devon + Waffles 🐶
★★★★★
“The capybara fit unlocked a version of my dog I didn't know existed. He's so calm now??”
— Priya + Mango 🐶
★★★★★
“Face blanket arrived. My roommate screamed. It lives on the couch now, rent free.”
— Tomas + Nugget 🐱
★★★★★
“Sir Pounce-a-lot has defended the living room from three (3) delivery drivers.”
— Ava + Beans 🐱
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