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The Possessed Crab
“your dog's new nemesis”
$32$45you're basically saving money
A motorized crab that scuttles sideways, dodges obstacles, and haunts your dog's dreams. Guaranteed zoomies. Film it — the internet needs this.
🚚 Ships to the US + Canada
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